Person: Hey who's your idol?
Me: I have no idols. That would be a violation of the Second Commandment.
Person: I mean who do you respect?
Me: Jesus.
Person: No I mean like a person.
Me: Jesus is the Son of Man. Therefore He is a person.
Person: Okay great, I meant someone who is famous.
Me: Jesus is pretty famous if you ask me.
Person: WHAT THE FREAK I MEAN BESIDES JESUS!!!!!!
Me: Without Jesus there would be nothing.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me:
Person: Son of a--
Me: GOD. I am a son of God.
Person:
Me:
Person:
Me: ...so yeah, Jesus.
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